So this morning i'm sitting in my car, waiting to go to sleep, just chilling with my shades on, apparently looking like i'm sleeping or dying or something because this old guy comes up to my window, I roll it down, and he's like "you're not trying to do that carbon monoxide are you?" No dummy, you can't kill yourself with carbon monoxide if the car is outside. Also he asked me to turn off my engine to make sure my car doesn't "lurch" forward into his. Really? My car is in park. I know you're old and cute and all but that doesn't make up for the fact that you're effing stupid.